try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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