Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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