Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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