Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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