I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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