3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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