Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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