I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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