Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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