Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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