You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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