I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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