next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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