i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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