Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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