it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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