Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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