absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
