doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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