I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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