absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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