what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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