his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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