My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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