jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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