i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I am available for nakedness
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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