is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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