you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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