this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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