Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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