Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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