There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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