God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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