she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
try to milk me bitch
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