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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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