His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
