hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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