i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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