ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I need a burrito and a hug.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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