I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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