my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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