Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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