Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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