Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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