This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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