he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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