you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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