I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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