I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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