I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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