I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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