I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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