"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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