Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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